Easter Sunday

BLARG! Not being religious and certainly not a christain after 9 years of catholic school as a non-catholic [though I am spritual in some reguards] Easter stopped having any meaning after being a little kid and the chocolate and egg dying days were past me. And even as a kid I always thought it was a boring holiday. No cool Christmas special, No Santa, heat Mieser, Winter Wizard or Bumble. No cool ghouls and monsters, fucking Frankenstien fer christ's sake like Halloween, and Halloween even has way better candy, if you bite something it bleeds! And halloween has candy corn! Friggin teeth rotting candy corn!

Easter has no "coolness to it". Jezuzz isn't cool, sorry, we all know it. Not like the gods of old, with cool animal heads and lightning bolts. Nope, just a robe, not even a magic hammer. Nope, a robe. Face it the party is over, the ship has sailed. You can eat meat again, masturbate and do all the things you denied yerself durning lent. How silly really. A tough god would smite off yer prick if he wanted you to give up humiliating your Iraqie prisioner for 40 days. Set a fucking exampe he would.

Easter is "gay", the "gay" my students call things when they find them dumb..., just fuck'n Bunnies and dead rising Lords. Funny, Easter seems the "gayest" of all holidays with fruity little chicks and bunnies, chocolate and dyed eggs. A rainbow of colors! A holiday for 9 year old girls. Oh how cute, soft and cuddley. Big he-man war monger christians should shun such a gay holiday...there is no olive drab or a strong red, no enemy confusing camouflage...it's almost as gay as "gay Disneyland day". No, no...Jezuzzz wouldn't approve at all. This is all too Christopher Lowell! " Jezuzz here big G, One to beam up . Too don't ask don't tell for me."

BLOORRFFF!